Modern Bobber Floor Lamp - Adjustable Height LED Standing Light for Living Room, Bedroom & Office - Industrial Style Lighting Fixture with Dimmable Brightness - Perfect for Reading, Working & Relaxing

It’s a lamp! No, it won’t answer to the adorable pet name you give it or have witty replies to your inane requests (don’t worry Alexa, you have job security) but it will fill your room with functional light and deliver it via a thoughtfully proportioned powder-coated steel design. Sure, it might be just a way to cancel out small parcels of darkness, but maybe, just maybe it could be a friend too.